You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
please don't ironically join a cult
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