Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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