I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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