Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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