how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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