I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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