I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.