In the future we'll all be gay
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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