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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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