So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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