Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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