you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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