That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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