party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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