I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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