If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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