all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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