I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Girls should come with a carfax report
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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