ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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