I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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