David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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Someone stole a lamp last night.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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