Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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