Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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