I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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