i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
How naked do you want me to be?
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