His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize