Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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