Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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