Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.