It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.