I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It's blow job season.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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