Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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