Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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