Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Its about making memories worth repressing
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
