the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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