Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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