I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
