I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.