if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag