that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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