she kept yelling 'call me bella'
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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