hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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