u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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How's work?
Spinning.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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