I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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