how can u be prego again
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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