love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
