i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If I die, sorry about rent.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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