you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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