Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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