Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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