yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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