the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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