Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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